haus

haus (noun): a fancy way of saying "house" that only data trolls use to sound important when talking about where they keep their precious online assets.

digital assets are social media accounts lots of data, streaming accounts media consumption data, nutrition & fitness apps health data, etc..

in addition to crypto currencies, NFTs, and other FinTech people already see as digital assets.

own your haus

"musicians can save money and time growing their fanbase by storing a backup of their data in a haus, why not make it a home you own with playhaus?"

by 3l pr0f February 18, 2023

Haus katze

house cat but in german

"where is the haus katze?
" in your room"

by Crispylizard43 May 28, 2022

Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down

That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they

by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

HAU

The most legendary FUCKING friend group in the world. HAU means Hood, You say ur from the HOOD nigga u from the HAU wasgood.

JANZ: Yo buh who you seein later?
BUH: Oh just HAU WASGOOD JANZ LEGO LEGO

by kaaaaiiiiiiii3alek October 5, 2020

Shen Hau

Shen Hau is the kindest man I’ve ever met❤️ He is very good in doing the things he likes!
He can be very tsundere at times as he doesn’t express himself much. He loves cats and fluffy plushies. He cannot wake up on time everyday, he tends to sleep very late at night. I bet he snoozes his alarm x6373648382 times.

Shen Hau is a lovely person.

by kawaiinekochandesu November 22, 2021

Bronté Hau

The most perfect, beautiful, strong, athletic, confident, happy, hilarious, sexy, amazing women you’ll ever meet. Everyone wishes they were her! No one can compete.

Omg it’s bronté hau she is so flawless! I wish i was as beautiful and amazing and talented as her.

by Niteater June 8, 2025

Hau

Someone who is good at everything they do and is superior to everyone else after being fucked up for times

Hau is fucked up again

by anonymous November 22, 2021