go-gurt tube

A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.

My go-gurt tube is shitty cum flavored.

by StonyPegasus359 January 14, 2012

Gurt N' Skrrt

When you do a little stroking and ya yogurt splats on the road and a car does a burn out over it.

Jim Slim just did a Gurt N' Skrrt before the street race began.

by K.Booty January 07, 2020

Trojan Go-Gurt

A freshly removed condom and the semen within it that exist after intercourse is completed.

Hey man, it's a shared bathroom, quit leaving your Trojan Go-Gurts in the trash can.

by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 02, 2012

Go-Gurt squeeze

When a guy gets his actual dick flattened, and then proceeds to get a blowjob.

Wife:Honey! It's time for your daily Go-Gurt squeeze.

Husband: yes honey.

*loud sobbing along with dick flattening noises

by Dooberz March 06, 2020

Georgia Go-Gurt

When a woman or male squeezes yogurt into there anal cavity or vagina, and then has their partner eat it out.

Girl: Give me a Georgia Go-Gurt tonight?
Him: OK, what flavor?

by Slothgod2000 March 16, 2020

The Gurt

Funny short-hand for yoghurt.

Aah, he's gone to get the gurt!

by LazyNovelSilkWorm March 13, 2019

Bro-gurt

When your homie jerks you off into a condom, then eats is like a tube-yogurt.

Last night, I ate his bro-gurt.

by CursedThoughts February 03, 2023