Gump

To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.

"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."

by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013

Gumping

Somthing that is disgusting or smelly. Generally foul. Someone who is very ugly. Someone who is obese.
Can be used as adjective or noun.
Has different meaning in different contexts

-That man is gumping. (Note: he could be smelly or ugly)
-That sewage leak is gumping.
-Did you see that fat woman on television? Yeah, she was gumping

by WelshMaster101 March 29, 2011

gump

When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.

by Bobby Ricochet August 19, 2008

gump

a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.

Have actually heard this phrase "you big gump!"

by Jamie September 21, 2003

gump

a homosexual or someone who has gay tendencies (usually male); another word for faggot used in Washington, DC

That bama is rolling his neck and snapping his finger... he's a gump.

by Army Rick from SE October 13, 2008

gump

Tall, uncoordinated,lanky, foolish, goof. This person also cannot speak correctly, drools, and cannot spell.

The godfather of gumps: James W. of mich

by Jeff Herfesa December 06, 2005

Gump

There are two definitons....one a bad name & the other a compliment

A; one who looks like an idiot and everyone ridicules
B; one who is a beast and kicks ass

A; Guy: look at number 13 the way his lip curls up when he talks make him look like one of my top ten gumps.

B; Girl: that guy is such a gump..He flirts all the time!

by Mackie O. March 01, 2009