Guacamole Shotgun

When severe explosive diarrhea collides with a weak O-Ring at a high velocity (Normally catching the shittee by surprise). Usually, illness causes the pasty, green color.
Digestive fluid will typically cause assburn.

'Normal', brown, explosive/projectile diarrhea is usually referred to as a Chocolate Shotgun.
The difference being in color and the presence of assburn (only seen with the Guacamole Shotgun, other severe illnesses, or very large, healthy pieces of shit).

Bleeding is a common occurance.

"Goddamn, I Guacamole Shotgunned the porcelian to pieces..."

by The_Justin June 19, 2007

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When a -typically someone who tries to achieve social justice and is identified as an SJW (social justice warrior), person tries to dictate what other people say and completely wants to get rid of the context behind a saying; also someone who generally opposes politically incorrect comedy.

Random child celebrity on twitter: I don't care whether you're reading To Kill a Mockingbird out to your class or not, if you say the n-word you're RACIST!

Random intellectual in the comments: Guacamole nigga penis

by authorised writer June 21, 2020

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The ultimate word to explain something amazing, awesome, fucked up, crazy and weird

my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?

by Godly superior epic gaymer May 2, 2019

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The first word that was invented. Has lot's of religious meanings behind it but there are not so many people left that understands the meaning. You're only alowed to use the word in sexcaves and at disneypark.

Phil Swift named his son after the powerful word.

Mom : U gay nigga?
Son : No G U A C A M O L E N I G G A R E F R I G E R A T O R P E N I S

Mom : im so sorry son, i will never ask u something like that ever again, wanna fuck?
Son : I mean.... we are in alabama so why not
Dog : guacamole nigga refrigerator penis

by wallah March 8, 2019

Guacamole feet

Used to describe someone who is sad or depressed. Often a downer or party-pooper.

Tim, you just shot the birthday girl. Why’d u do that?
I don’t wanna talk about it. I have guacamole feet.

by Bhadreshkumar Chetanbhai Patel April 9, 2019

guacamole ball

the better way to name an avocado

I have a guacamole ball in the fridge that I will eat for lunch.

by guacamoleball123 June 10, 2019

Guacamole nigga mustard

when your friend is black and a fan of the Green Bay packers

John: Lized you’re guacamole nigga mustard??
Lizzie: Sorry, I didn’t want you to find out this way

by thesupremedrip July 28, 2019