chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018

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guacamole randolph

When you are having sex with a woman of Hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her snatch .

I was with Juanita and showed her the guacamole Randolph

by Thesehands114 January 6, 2017

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Nigga-Guacamole

When you want to end a discussion or argument

Guy 1: "man, i dont support gay people"

Guy 2: "not cool man"

Guy 1: "i dont care about your opinions"

Guy 2: "urrgh, Nigga-Guacamole"

by A guy who likes pianpple March 7, 2019

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Ohio Guacamole

The act of vomiting inside the vagina during sexual intercourse and then proceeding to ejaculate.

Thomas: "Yo,i saw you with Monika, did you sleep with her last night?
Jacob: "Bro i gave her some Ohio Guacamole"
Thomas: "bro..."

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme September 24, 2019

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Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.

“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.

by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023

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