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guacamole ball

A dad’s way of referring to an avocado
Daughter: do you have any snacks here dad?
Dad: yeah, here’s a guacamole ball
by 69lol420 June 10, 2019
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Lung Guacamole

The thick green phlegmy batter like loogi snot wad, you hack up when you have a respatorie infection.
After pulling a bong rip, I hacked up some "Lung Guacamole". Dip tortilla chips at your own will, if you happen to get the munchies.
by Jacen Ynot March 5, 2020
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guacamole randolph

When you are having sex with a woman of Hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her snatch .
I was with Juanita and showed her the guacamole Randolph
by Thesehands114 January 6, 2017
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Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.
“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.
by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023
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guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.
"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"
by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021
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Guacamole taco

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits
can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*
by Bryan GM October 6, 2007
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