guacamole randolph

When you are having sex with a woman of Hispanic origin and make her push an avocado out of her snatch .

I was with Juanita and showed her the guacamole Randolph

by Thesehands114 January 6, 2017

chunky guacamole

The act of pulling out your penis after anal sex, and finding chunks of green feces on it.

Friend 1: Hey bro did that girl from the club last night let you go in from the back?

Friend 2: Ya man, but I had to run because she had a bad case of chunky guacamole.

Friend 1: Yikes!

by Mike Vilosh February 8, 2018

Unholy Guacamole

Also known as “MOAD” (mother of all diapers), this is the putrid, muck-filled diaper common during a baby’s transition from liquids to solids, often resembling freshly made guacamole.

“How is little Noah? Still struggling with the new baby food?’ NOT WELL! Do we have a fingernail brush and some rubbing alcohol? I’ve got Unholy Guacamole under my fingernails.

by rongwayAZ June 24, 2023

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021

seafood guacamole

Dipping your genitals or fingers into multiple dirty vagina's in one evening

I went to the dive bar last night for some seafood guacamole

by LoveHandlePuppetFaces November 4, 2015

guacamole ball

A dad’s way of referring to an avocado

Daughter: do you have any snacks here dad?
Dad: yeah, here’s a guacamole ball

by 69lol420 June 10, 2019

Guacamole taco

its when you take a shit on a girls chest and she smushes it together between her tits

can i have a guacamole taco?
sure! *shits on her chest*

by Bryan GM October 6, 2007