(n) When a guy coughs too hard and they get a piercing pain in the center of their grundel that feels like someone is biting them.
Dude, I coughed so hard from that smoke that I got grundel bite.

I doubled over from that grundel bite; I swear I thought my grundel was going to rip open!
by Lord of Cheese February 7, 2005
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A party involving unattractive people who are all willing to give out sexual deeds. Also see "grundel"
I was at the grundel party the other day and I think now I might have the clap.
by SkinnyPants January 21, 2009
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A member of the Canidae family, the Grundel Fox burrows itself deep into the epidermal lining between the anus and the genitalia of humans. The Grundel Fox is most commonly found in Southern Mexico or Medford, Massachusetts. They can be recognized first by their ponchos used to peacock and find mates. Grundel Foxes can also be recognized by their mustaches.
Great Oden's Raven, did you see that Grundel Fox just burrow itself in your ass?
by jumboballz March 9, 2011
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The patch of hair located on the grundel. See grundel. Often the nesting site of various types of dingleberries.
I got sand in my grundel choad.
by Furious Mike June 2, 2005
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grundel nomes small hair covered nomes that are located in the wild forrests of the human grundel. usually found fiestng on binglberries.
there are 5 million grundel nomes inhabiting mikes ass
by fucking a homey g May 20, 2007
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When one munges a pregnant girl, or screws a dead pregnant girl, and the unlucky bastard who loses to rock, paper, scissors; or a coin toss, and the unlucky one has to put his lips around the vagina as the group of 3 to 5 guys jump on the girl and try to push out the baby and internal juices inside the kids mouth.
Unlucky Dude:I got screwed last night, I had to Grundel mung press Alicia last night.

Friend: I feel bad for ya, how did her baby taste?
by Redfishtx34 March 21, 2009
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to gizz, cum, spluge, or ejaculate.
After Ashley was done giving Vinny head, she asked "Will you please shizzle your grundel butter on my face!"
by Vinny from NYC April 13, 2008
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