The Groundhog

When you gotta shit real bad, and the terd comes part way out, see's his shadow, and goes back in the hole.

I had to fight off the groundhog while trying to make it to the can.

by Phil May 31, 2003

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Iron Groundhog

when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.

Jordan Shafapay loves to give out the Iron Groundhog to Chase Smith's mother

by Doctor Ballscratch May 18, 2004

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Someone that that has a facebook account just to "pop up" and make smartass comments on all their frienemys statuses. These insults are usually followed with an "lol" which makes it an (un)funny joke to everyone, but , hilarious to the Groundhog.

Status: Got a softball game tonight, hope it doesn't rain.

Facebook Groundhog: I hope it rains tonight, because you suck at Softball... lol

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

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Amnesiac groundhog

A person (most likely a woman) who is so politically absorbed that they lose the ability to think critically.

The View minus Whoopie, as well as people like Rachel Maddow and Nicolle Wallace are so politically absorbed in our political and media culture that they became a party of amnesiac groundhogs. To be fair to the women, there's one guy who fits that description: Chuck Todd.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma April 2, 2022

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Purple Meth Groundhog

The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.

Ryan said seat check but Aidan swiftly claimed Purple Meth Groundhog and Ryan lost his seat.

by Fender001 January 10, 2012

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Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011

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