Griff is a slang term used in Rock Valley, Iowa and surrounding areas to describe those of the Netherlands Church descent. Initially used as an insult, those of the church adopted the nickname as to shield themselves from the negative implications.
"Oh Jebediah? Yeah he's a griff." "Yeah of course all the griffs flood mainstreet three times a week for their service"
by triptripforty October 9, 2021

by }{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ May 8, 2024

A 6’4 male who always makes fun of people shorter than him due to the fact they are simply inferior and are not worth his attention.
Good day
Good day
God, griff is griff
by GXWL March 23, 2021

When you “Griff a beer”, you take one one else’s beer without them knowing, fight the person for it, and claim it as yours. Past tense would be Griffed.
P1: “Where’d my beer go?”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
P2: “I don’t know- where’d you leave it?”
P1: “You- you fuckin’ Griffed by beer, give it back.”
P2: “Nah i didn’t fucking “Griff a beer” it’s mine, shut the fuck up.”
P1: “Fine fuck it.”
by Poke-chan January 14, 2018

Any man named Griff is either black, or has a massive penis. Griff is a god amoungst men, and can not be stopped. The bitches love him abd he gets a whole lot of pussy. He is the highest ranking on society. Full name version is either Griffin, Griffith or Griffis
Griff is a god
by Memomome May 7, 2020

"I wouldn't team up with that guy, he's a total griff"
Dude 1: "Hey where is he? He said he was going to be here an hour ago"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's always late"
Dude 1: "Oh, so he's griffin'"
Dude 1: "Hey where is he? He said he was going to be here an hour ago"
Dude 2: "Yeah, he's always late"
Dude 1: "Oh, so he's griffin'"
by MudnToast March 26, 2024
