Gregg is a scammer, he will fuck his friends over. Then he will make you them feel like it’s their fault. He eats his boogers while he drives. Treats women like shit. He will let girls pay for everything. Refuses to get a job. Owes an ungodly amount of back child support. The biggest disappointment is the micro penis. Beware of Gregg’s they can sell an Eskimo ice and only keep people around him if it benefits him in someway. He’s a goofy dresser with his holy shirts shorts with long socks and boots. Gregg is a fuck boy. Gregg will steal your tractor and your calves.
by Superman sucks  July 31, 2021
 Get the Greggmug.
Get the Greggmug. Stretch marks on a female. From consuming too much of the UK based bakers pasties, sausage rolls and yum Yums
Fuck me me mate, three kids, three dads did you check out her greggs scars and strum them like a les paul 76?
by pongo69x January 18, 2023
 Get the greggs scarsmug.
Get the greggs scarsmug. Katie and Matthew love to eat at greggs. They especially like the sausage rolls which they eat together.
by Katie the lad shagger December 8, 2018
 Get the Greggsmug.
Get the Greggsmug. A TikTok girl who purposely sexualizes her own body and sticks her tongue out in order to seduce men. She then crys about it. She is also a thick and extremely sexy slut.
by Goonish43266 October 8, 2022
 Get the avani greggmug.
Get the avani greggmug. Noun, unit of measure. Roughly equivalent to two velociraptors or four MILFs. Can also refer to the void inside that makes one wish for death (geek slang usage).
by Lucynda August 21, 2022
 Get the Greggmug.
Get the Greggmug. guy 1 "who's your favourite artist?"
guy 2 " Max matwell"
guy 1 " you like him?!? ever heard of Gregg lerock?"
guy 2 "dude I like French songs, but only max's"
guy 1 "you're an uncultured whore"
guy 2 "wait shit! he wrote jean man on algebra? I regret talking shit man. I am an uncultured whore."
guy 1 "yeah, yeah. just know you'll never be forgiven for this"
guy 2 "understood."
guy 2 " Max matwell"
guy 1 " you like him?!? ever heard of Gregg lerock?"
guy 2 "dude I like French songs, but only max's"
guy 1 "you're an uncultured whore"
guy 2 "wait shit! he wrote jean man on algebra? I regret talking shit man. I am an uncultured whore."
guy 1 "yeah, yeah. just know you'll never be forgiven for this"
guy 2 "understood."
by bestie b0b0 November 15, 2021
 Get the gregg lerockmug.
Get the gregg lerockmug. 