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It is good day to be not dead! 

Phrase to say when you are having a good day because of your mortal existence
H: It is good day to be not dead!
E: POW you are dead
H: IM DEAD

when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead. 

s a d n e s s .
friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander
MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

You're too stupid to have a good time! 

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.
Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!

to give the good news 

Slipping someone a sly one, ragging someone or in simple terms: seeing to your girl.
"I'm going home to give the good news to her."

"I gave her the good news last night!"

It's going to be a good game 

What you say during a sports team debate, when you want to stop arguing with someone because it's getting too intense.
Pete: the redwings will win the game tonight.
Jason: no way the Bruins are going to kill them you're so stupid.
Pete: either way it's going to be a good game