Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.
by GmanM618 February 09, 2017
A game where you hit a white ball with a metal or wooden stick. certain *clubs* do certain things such as a driver which you do for the first shot. A sand wedge gets your ball otu of the sand but sometimes it doesnt move and you get fustrated as you drop shots hitting the ball out of the sand and then you go mad and decide to smash the club you are using.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
Ooh lets hit that ball shaped rock with a stick and try to get it in the hole, watch out for the traps.
by idefinedaword March 07, 2005
by lukehodges August 04, 2010
the white-man conspiracy sport
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
John White: Hey we're white
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
by JaeYangattack December 06, 2007
I play the laziest sport ever
other people do everything for me
Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere
yup I play golf
other people do everything for me
Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere
yup I play golf
by MensSize13Nikes October 20, 2019