The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
by HeyItsNatalieC December 12, 2020
A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee
by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013
Jonnny gave himself a polish goatee
by MikeMoney August 18, 2017
by WookieMessiah February 3, 2017
When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed
"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."
by maybereagan March 7, 2012
I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.
by YouAreWhoforpoo May 18, 2013
A landing strip on a woman.
by Stelleah July 23, 2014