The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

pink goatee

A pretty pink vagina

Dude, she has the nicest pink goatee

by WookieMessiah February 03, 2017

Blue Goatee

when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.

he's got the blue goatee goin. (unzip)

by defnottim July 15, 2021

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.

"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to men who have goatees.

"I am a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"

by Michael Mays March 17, 2024

true goatee

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

by YouAreWhoforpoo May 18, 2013