Gluten Douche

A karen who goes to a restaurant and asks for gluten free options

*ticket machine ringing*
Ticket says GF
Chef B: Oh fuck you, gluten douche!

by Misosdaddy July 9, 2023

Gluten Bias

A condition where no matter how good the food is, if it doesn't contain gluten it can't be eaten.

Joe and his gluten bias, means I get all of the fried chicken!

by jpikester December 24, 2023

Gluten Governor

A person who severely hates anything to do with gluten

Jill is such a gluten governor! She hates anything and everything to do with gluten. Gluten is the worst - Jill

by Male Name February 17, 2023

Glutened

Poisoned. When a Celiac feels extreme pain after exposure to wheat.

Bastards glutened me! I feel like I’m in labor and my ass is going to give birth to my small intestine.

by MamaWe January 22, 2019

gluten

Some protein stuff thats in certain food like wheat food, And some people cant eat it cause they gluten intolerant

Examples
person 1: oi is there gluten in this
person 2: No patricia this is an apple

by Teavas May 23, 2018

Gluten Gladiator

Someone who overcomes their hate for gluten

Man, Kylee is such a gluten gladiator. She really overcame her hate for gluten

by Male Name December 16, 2023

Gluten Free Lee

A man who refuses to consume foods that contain gluten without confirmed scientific evidence as to the benefits of this eating habit.

Ah he's such a Gluten Free Lee, he won't even eat a chip.

by RW10 January 23, 2025