global deejays

a kick ass techno music making group

one night in bangkok, and the world's your oyster - by global deejays

by dan der man May 1, 2007

Global Waming

The act of making an idiot of oneself on an international level.

See: Donald Trump, Forrest Trump, Trucking Fump

Trump was global waming again today when his tweet showed he still doesn't know the difference between weather and climate.

Dude, you totally globally wamed it again! Face Palm Emoji

Stay in school, don't be a global wamer!

by smarbin January 29, 2019

Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

Brave Frontier Global

An English version of the original Japanese mobile game published by Gumi Singapore that went from an international sensation 4 years ago to become a money milker by pumping out Limited Edition and collaboration units. It also lacks "content" and regularly runs pay-to-win, player-versus-player events where spending money is a requirement.

If anyone ever mentions that you should play Brave Frontier Global , make sure you hide your money, bank cards, bank accounts...whatever. I heard that they'll milk you of all your money for their so called "Rates Up" summon gates.

by H3414b1374n93n7 March 3, 2018

globalization

Globalization is the inter-dependence of nations on one anothers' goods, resulting in a global economy. One may argue that such has occurred since civilization began, with the thing we know as commerce, but that is more wrong than right.

There are perks of globalization, such as:
- The ability to travel internationally easier.
- A wide variety of goods, differing in quality and price dramatically.
- Forced peace between inter-dependent nations, which results in less war.
- More universal measurement, arithmetic, and language, making it easier for people to communicate internationally.

Of course, globalization has serious draw-backs, too:
- If one economy declines, the rest do, too. This is much like a farmer using one variant of one crop, which will result in the destruction of most of his crop, if a bad disease hits.
- If a universal currency is not used, some, smaller nations will have disadvantages in trade.
- If one nation so chooses to withdraw from the global economy, the entire thing could collapse.
- Those countries that offer less valuable products than others will get fucked over.
- The richer nations profit more than the smaller ones.

I, personally, do not advocate globalization.

by Amerikaner August 25, 2006

Global Hoe

A person that has sexual intercourse or relations with people in other cities, states, countries, etc.

A Global Hoe is a person whose home state is Tx and they have sex with someone who lives in FL, NY, TN, CA, etc

by Gifted1 June 1, 2011