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glow in the dark condoms 

gay guy1: ..i got glow in the dark comdons and black lights..wanna play light sabers?

gay guy2: okay!
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Glow in the dark bitch 

a glow in the dark bitch is a white female who spends most of thier free time in a tanning machine, this has resulted into a orange tint of the skin. that same white female also bleaches her hair so blond, it become florescnent. that same white female aslo bleaches her teech to no end. all this together creates a female that glows and can be seen even in the dark.
"ayo, look at that glow in the dark bitch, you're gonna need sunglasses before you take a look.

glow in the dark towel

When a major corporation comes up with the dumbest fucking product you could ever imagine. Originated from a commercial for Microsoft Songsmith.
Guy 1: Hey what's that?
Douchebag: It's a flamingo shiner! Wanna try it?
Guy 2: Hey get that glow in the dark towel shit away from me.

glow stick

A single-use, translucent plastic tube containing isolated substances that, when combined, make light through chemiluminescence. Glow sticks are often used for recreation, but may also be relied upon for light during military, police, fire, or EMS operations but can also be found shoved up one's ass. Sometimes it may be difficult to fit up one's ass due to there already being rocks there.
Person A "I found a glow stick."

Person B "Where did you get it? It could of been shoved up someone's ass."
glow stick by BigJohn-BJ December 22, 2012

Glow Cock 

A light-skinned penis that when squeezed upon, temporarily shows a glow in the spot that it was squeezed in.
Squeeze that shit you slut! You like that glow cock!
Glow Cock by JizzerNaught July 7, 2012
when puberty didn't do its job
Following the conclusion of the hit series Drake & Josh, Josh Peck had his glow up as he lost weight and figured out how to dress himself.
glow up by MrLevodevo April 23, 2016