sugar-glide

the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.

I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.

by zombiehunter951 November 18, 2010

fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

slide n glide

When you have a gloriously smooth shit. So smooth in fact, that when one wipes, there is no evidence. To qualify, a deposit must be no less than 6 linear inches with a minimum 5 inch girth.

Man, I just had the best slide n glide I’ve ever had!

by Mr. Hankey May 3, 2022

Rump gliding

Falling onto one’s lower back or butt and gliding across a given surface, such as ice or tile

Samantha was laughed at after rump gliding across the blue line in a hockey game

by Pollyy January 8, 2022

Hang Gliding Wiener

Slang for the clitoris, due to the fact that the entire organ looks like a streamlined penis, the kind used in hang gliding.

I looked at a diagram of a clit and it looks like a Hang Gliding Wiener.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018

Glizzy glide

Pickle flavored sex lube

Erika loves the glizzy glide

by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025

Sugar Gliding

The art of manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva, and labia. Aka the female handjob. Not to be confused with fingering.

Come over here and let me Glide that Sugar! Ok baby, I need my Sugar glided so bad, I'm horny af! Sugar gliding is my new favorite hobby.

by Handjob Genie July 13, 2019