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Glizzy glide

Erika loves the glizzy glide
by Bumber Bork May 23, 2025
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douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on
Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!
by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016
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hyper glide

When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.
Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!
by Dareld Dewme November 16, 2023
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Bro Glide

The action of a man, mostly a frat boy (or Bro) rubbing his male private parts in between another bro's backside cheeks.

Technically, the action doesn't have to be between two males. A woman's back side cheeks can be used as well, which is also commonly known as Ho Gliding or Bare Back Grinding.
"I got a six pack of natty ice! Let's bro glide!"

"Who's up for a game of, who can bro glide the best without bro'ing your load?"
by Spazztaz March 1, 2010
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sugar-glide

the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.
I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.
by zombiehunter951 November 18, 2010
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fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.
Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.
by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017
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Glide

A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer
Would you like some wine to taste?

Yes my good sir, ill take a glide
by crazychickling July 3, 2019
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