Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a cocaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation

I was worrried about this chick Tiffany’s assholes demise that I met on tinder! So I took the common courtesy of giving her a Peruvian glazed donut to to numb it up before I crispy creamed her

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of an very very very serious anal violation

I felt a little chivalrous towards this chick Tiffany’s brown eye blues that I met on tinder! So I gave her the Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before I violated her middle back pocket

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025

Glazed donut

When you rub cum around the outside ring of a belly button.

After sex I gave my husband a glazed donut.

by Pickles48 September 28, 2025

Glazed Donut

A "creampie" in the asshole.

She wouldn't let me creampie her, so I gave her a glazed donut instead.

by TacoGirl88 November 1, 2021

Glazed Donut

verb- when you ejaculate on a pregnant woman’s stomach

Guy: Aw dude my wife is pregnant!

Other guy: Aw dude congrats!!
Guy: time to make a glazed donut!!!
other guy: 😳
guy: 🤤💪

by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Glazed Donut

Whether act of cumming onto the bodies inside your freezer, saving it/them for later usage (consumption). The frozen jizz gives it the appearance of a “glazed donut”

“Bro did you see that glazed donut??”

“Yeah man, she was nearly a skeleton!!”

by Peabo Bronsomen February 10, 2021

Peruvian glazed donut

When you love a girl so much you blow a coccaine snot rocket on her sphincter to ease the pain of a very very very very very serious anal violation “very” occurs

I felt a little bit chivalrous towards this Tiffany chick I met on tinder’s brown eye so I gave the common courtesy of a Peruvian glazed donut to numb up her angry spider before the rectal reaming goes down

by Bigbird5185! March 1, 2025