Gentle Epstein

The act of masturbating while receiving a back massage

My girlfriend and I had a Gentle Epstein after she got home from work

by Jon Browngreen October 30, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Gentle beer

The type of beer you bring along when visiting millennials and you aren't in the mood for their uppity super-hazy IPA or barrel aged stout nonsense. Ideal for almost every occasion.

Person 1: Rich, you stopping over to Jamie's tonight?
Person 2: Yeah, but I gotta stop and pick me up some PBR first. Need some gentle beer so I don't have to drink that obnoxious Vermont IPA crap.

by lakeshore January 30, 2022

Gentle Laxa

a phrase used to tell a Laxa to take it easy

Laxa: Y’all wanna go out tonight?
Marcus: Gentle Laxa, this is the fifth time you’ve gone to Parks & Rec this month.

by cuteboy7 February 18, 2024

Gentle Uncle

Slowly inserting a pinky into someone’s anus.

Jennifer has never done anal before, so her boyfriend Josh gave her a Gentle Uncle to ease her into it before destroying her asshole with his cock.

by SteelCity_LCpl March 21, 2021

Gentle Hoe

When you’re a hoe but not an extreme hoe just a little bit of a hoe for example when what complements but you don’t what to slept with people

Stacy is planning on being a gentle hoe her freshman year of college

by 22tjoe May 16, 2025

Gentle-aggressive

A gentle-aggressive person is an unremarkable or medium sized person that is not small enough to have full blown Napoleon's syndrome (like Derek Chauvin) but not large enough to be a gentle giant, so they might or might not become aggressive with a larger person, and usually be gentle with little people and midgets, but might get mixed up and end up being aggressive to the little people and midgets every now and then, and become gentler with the larger people, the giants.

The gentle-aggressive guy wasn't passive-aggressive, he was usually gentle with the midgets and he was nasty and aggressive with people that were too tall, but then sometimes he would be nasty and aggressive with the midgets thinking he might have done the wrong thing, and he would be gentle with the giants instead, all of which seemed like a human and inhuman thing to do at the same time.

by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021