When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 July 31, 2008
Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.
Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.
Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.
by Mick Onium October 25, 2012
A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.
Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?
Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.
Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!
Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.
Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!
by Stian Hollings March 27, 2007
by A.D.218 August 14, 2008
After your done having aggressive anal with some mail order bride, you reach inside a McDonald's take out bag and shove a Filet o' Fish up her ass while using the bottom of a fountain drink to shove it up in there. (Fries Included)
Man 1: Man, I did the craziest shit last night!
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!
Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: I gave a girl a Guppy Gaper!
Man 2 : what
Man 1: I shoved a fucking fish sandwich up a Taiwanese prostitute's ass!
Man 2: What the actual fuck is wrong with you?
by PseudonymousAnonymous January 23, 2021
Dean: "come on sam you always gape my ass aren't you into anything else like a double twisty sloppy toppy 101 deepthroat 900"
Sam "NO I AM THE RIM GAPER"
Johnny sins: Did someone say Rim Gaper??
Sam "NO I AM THE RIM GAPER"
Johnny sins: Did someone say Rim Gaper??
by The Rape Gaper September 15, 2022
Girl 1: "I hear Brandon is a gaper maker"
Girl 2: "I wish someone told me earlier, man I wanna ride him hard now!"
Josh: "did you see Brandon yesterday?"
Tyler: "nah, I think he was gaper making."
Josh: "damn"
Girl 2: "I wish someone told me earlier, man I wanna ride him hard now!"
Josh: "did you see Brandon yesterday?"
Tyler: "nah, I think he was gaper making."
Josh: "damn"
by Meaty Fernando September 14, 2013