Gandalf Grey Balls

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass

Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.

by Chicoguy December 5, 2012

gander

look

Take a gander at this! (take a look at this). Also 'have a gander'. Usu. used as a noun but I have heard it used as a verb.

by tyto2820 October 1, 2003

gandie

after consuming an excessive amount of either alcohol or high grade doooberrryyy when you start gettin heavy head sindrome. (we all know what that is)

feeelin all gandie

surr you look like gandolff

you alrite mate...feelin a bit gandie are we?

by mr.zooog January 14, 2008

gandhja

Noun: A hypothetical herb Gandhi would consume prior to enlightenment. Also an awesome t-shirt design I came up with.

Man this is some righteous gandhja

by gandhja man September 30, 2014

bawli gand

Popular slang spoken in North India especially in the state of Haryana,

Bawli means ceazy, whimsical, mad, crack brained, freak and gand means ass. So, bawli gand means someone who is a crazy crack person someone who will create a havoc in social life.

In simple ass, the person is a dumb, stupid, illogical, annoying, good for nothing and anything that is not rad :)

Person 1: cries over ex, creates cring tiktoks, etc
Person 2: SAALE BAWLI GAND HAI KE?!

by louismommy September 9, 2021

take a gander

It means to "take a look at."

Not "to take a guess at."

Take a gander at that link I sent you when you get a chance. I think it'll really knock your heckin' socks off tbh.

by Lessen August 10, 2018

Gandalfgasm

The end result of blissful LOTR overload.

I had a gandalfgasm after watching all 3 extended LOTR movies. You know - at the point where he sails off in those boats...

by square wheel June 28, 2007