Faster than the speed of nut

When events are taking place at an incredibly fast pace, similar to when a man is having sex and ejaculates much ealier than expected.

"How are they moving in together already? Their relationship is moving faster than the speed of nut!"

by Monkey Jane January 12, 2017

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foster the people

the best band ever created, led by Mark foster who's vocal range goes from The Rock all the way to sexy fan girl.

makes songs such as Pumped up Kicks, Style, A beginners Guide To Destroying The Moon and Static Space Lovers.
Usually found by someone looking at their other songs whilst listening to Pumped up kicks who then goes, Oh shit i'm going to be listening to this band for decades.

Foster the people fan: yo listen to this new single by foster the people
Other person: ArE tHeY ThE pUmPeD uP KiCks BaNd???
Foster the people fan: *Sigh* yeah that's them.

by shshhhaalllaa May 13, 2020

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Honey, I never drive faster than I can see

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

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Go Fasters

USMC jargon used to refer to the piece of shit sneakers issued in Marine Corps recruit training.

GO FASTERS ON YOUR FEET.....DEEP........MOVE

by desert garbage August 14, 2009

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Festering Cunt Sore

An ultimate derogatory term to be used when you need to insult a complete and utter fuck wit and shut them up when they are insulting you!!

Roger, you are without a doubt the most unfortunate festering cunt sore that i have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on! Now fuck off!!!

by Dr Phill17 July 2, 2009

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Isaac Foster

Isaac Foster is a murderer who only ever kills smiling people. He meets Rachel Gardener in an underground prison-like thing and they have to escape. He is from the anime Angels of Death.

Isaac Foster is a murderer who also is super sweet.

by KazuichiSoda October 24, 2020

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