fasted

Fake wasted. An alcoholic placebo.

Knowing that Sierra had never actually been wasted, her friends gave her what she thought was a very strong mix drink.
she was totally fasted even though it was only lemonade.

by Clemmentine September 14, 2007

quad-fisted

To carry a load large enough for four giant hands, but with only eight digits and two opposable thumbs.

When I walked into the office this morning Greg quad-fisted three full coffee mugs and the coffee thermos then he distributed them to their designated owners.

by T-Russ December 9, 2008

double-fisted

When bad luck turn worse two fold or more. Twice as bad. Derived from getting a fist in your ass being a negative thing.

Not only did I get randomly selected to get gateraped but I also missed my flight home. I was double-fisted again when they told me the next flight won't be until tomorrow afternoon.

by Hadit Cumming December 22, 2010

fbusted

Getting busted on Facebook.
Could be a status message, a post on your friends wall, a comment, a feed, any kind of information visible that would decrypt personal information to the not very well known.

YO do you know about project Jessica?!
Yea slitch, I checked her fb profile..she got fbusted!

by drugmetwice January 3, 2011

frusted

To be frustrated whilst being adorable. When someone/something is too cute to appear genuinely angry.

"Aw, Jen can't reach the cereal"
"Should we go help her?"
"Nah, she's adorable when she gets all frusted."

by fourkyx August 24, 2017

Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Corn fused

A person,place or thing confused in Iowa

I am corn fused about this problem I've grown

by Des Dino a May 25, 2019