Fungilingus

Although close to cunnilingus and funnilingus, not quite so enjoyable... The 'art' of administering oral sex to an infected vajay. - Not nice at all

'Oh my god man, what's up with you?!'
'I feel so bad, just got myself some fungilingus!' *vomits*

by Machman January 25, 2009

Funegrock

Refers to John or Glen when a person does not know what is going on while a heated racist conversation is going on.

Call a random person a Funegrocker and they will not know what you are talking about. Though you and a friend/ other people know the racist joke/situation going on at hand.

by FUNEGROCKER August 4, 2010

fungera

a finger

"my fungera is frozen"

by nigfanigna February 4, 2014

fungal fever

Similar to the popular "jungle fever" in which someone is attracted to person of African descent.

Fungal fever refers to those who are so desperately attracted to genitalia with legions or an infection in which the said reproductive organ secretes jelly.

Man: "Damn I got that fungal fever bad, bruv."

Woman: "Your a monster."

Man: "Well my bread can't rise without a little yeast."

by FeelMyHandsome February 18, 2014

Fung Paradox

The Fung paradox stipulates that after coitus with a female, one must choose between recycling said female, or go on to the next potential sexual partner.

"Man, I don't know if I want to start seeing this female seriously"
"Have you heard about the Fung paradox? You need to choose between recycling or mingling"

by sexbomb174 October 14, 2017

Fungeon

Dungeon but fun and with no torture

I hope this castle has a fungeon!

by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

fungalingus

When a woman's cooter is horrifically dirty, and is discovered to be in such condition after cunnilingus is performed.

"Geoff gave his girlfriend head last night. He almost threw up after that fungalingus."

by The Black Fury November 18, 2018