funeral

A ceremony (often religious) commemorating the life of a deceased person. Usually includes a memorial service and a eulogy. Some say they are pointless because the person is dead and doesn't know the difference, but it's important for those left behind to say a final goodbye. Generally a funeral is followed by a burial. Funerals often are extremely sad depending on well one knew the deceased and if the person died young and/or suddenly.

This morning I went to a funeral for this kids dad. It was very sad.

by Matt0912 August 20, 2009

funeral for a friend

The best rock music to come out of the uk for a little while,and sikth are a pile of cunt, oh yeah ffaf isnt just listened to by grubby little goths and posers its listened to by cool dude semi pro skaters such as me!

bullet theory,one badass song

by james,Barnet March 25, 2004

funeral for a friend

an amazing band with some great lyrics that kick so much ass its unbeleiveable! anyone who has never heard one of their songs has not yet lived!
Not loved just loved by "emo kids," my cat also like them!
FFaf are one of the greastest bands to see live! they rocked at reading this year!
matt davies, lead singer is all so fine

matt davies from ffaf is loverly

by Holly November 2, 2004

funeral home

A extremely stuffy house that smells like old and dead people. YOu hve to pay to be looked at there in a coffin. Normally it is not lighted very well, and there are many creepy men in tuxedo's walking around like they are so very sad. It is the place where they keep dead bodies and clean them up. Normally it is carpeted and silent, only to be disturbed by the frequent nose blowing on the scented tissues placed all around.

A creepy place...

"DUDE! There is a funeral home across the street! I can smell it from here!"

by wefredlinkin July 1, 2008

mexican funeral

A funeral where the body is disposed of not by burial or by cremation, but by using a large catapult to fling it into a neighboring country. It is illegal in the US, but due to its low cost it flourishes as a black market mortuary sideline in the American southwest, and to a lesser extent along the Canadian border where its use is more often for entertainment.

My cleaning lady had to go back to Arizona to bail her husband out of jail. Apparently he was involved in a mexican funeral ring, and one of the deceased turned out to be involved in an unsolved murder. So now there's going to be a big hoo-hah, an investigation and such. Do you know any good cleaning ladies?

by dgrrr January 22, 2009

puerto rican funeral

A motor vehicle typically from the hood with large white letters in the rear window that read R.I.P. and then the person who passes away's name.
A great way to advertise

Yo, check it, dat whip says "R.I.P. Sixmundo" must be a Puerto Rican Funeral

by Pepemama March 18, 2007

Viking Funeral Poop

When a person in a public toilet, takes some toilet paper to wipe the seat clean. Throws paper into the bowel, then deficatges onto the paper, looking like a bunch of crap on a raft. Then it is flushed down signifying the "Funeral".

"Dude I just had viking funeral poop in the mens restroom at work"

by Eatech3 April 30, 2014