FUM

Fuck U Money

(FUM) having such a secure financial position in life that you are able to say fuck you to anybody on the planet without fear of repercussions. Ultimate financial freedom.

"I'm trying earn enough FUM to quite my shitty job" "Elon Musk has FUM, he doesn't care who Bernie Sanders is or says."

"cryptocurrency is FUM"

by FUMoney December 2, 2021

fums

fat,ugly, motherfuckers

most commonly used towards homophonic people

Person 1: Bro, i hate those stupid homophobic fums

by unosekoj June 1, 2022

fums

FUMS (v.) - to Fuck Up Mad Shit, as in partake in epic adventures, heroic treks, and the like. Usually takes place at the deli, the library, the bowling alley, or the woods. May involve a lifetime movie or two along with an impromptu drinking game. May also involve "starting shit."

"What do you wanna do tonight?"
"FUMS, duh"

by MASTER FUMSER June 24, 2010

FUM

Instead of saying fun nashyyy and I say FUM

OMG THAT SOUNDS FUM

by Omg fum March 28, 2021

FUM

when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back

“The G4 was repossessed hahahahahahahaha don’t they know I got FUM???

by KySi February 25, 2021

Fum

When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.

Damn. Did you just fum the couch?

Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.

by ms.knew May 17, 2021

[FUM]

Fuck an Underprivileged Male. This is a charitable act performed by a successful professional woman who wants to give back to the community.

Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.

by mwebster March 2, 2008