anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

Fruitcaking

The act of sticking dried fruit up someone's butt.

Hey, would you be interested in fruitcaking my butt?

by Marshmallow Dandies February 4, 2017

Fruitcake

“Fruitcake” is used to describe a person who is annoying or blindingly arrogant

Did you see James showing off his new phone, what a fruitcake

by Lilsmitters April 27, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.

Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'

by Noel lodge March 4, 2014

Fruitcake

1. someone who calls someone a fruitcake indicates that they want to do sexual intercourse

2. someone who is a fruity patootie

Come here you fruitcake

by Sandra Shapiro November 20, 2020