person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
person 2: naw
person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
by yourgirloursongmyluv July 05, 2011
Someone/something below standards.
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.
Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 06, 2009
Someone who says or posts stuff about religion that barley males sense pr is just plain wrong. They usually haven't even read the Bible and if they have, they forget most of it and pretend it says whatever they want.
Person one: dude, look at this religous fruitcake on Twitter (I am NOT calling it X)
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know people could be so oblivious to their own beliefs!
by Wasthebiteof87! November 22, 2023
A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
by Noel lodge February 25, 2014
A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.
"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"
by duckygirl1 April 21, 2021
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 04, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I Have To Take Out THe thought Of The Accident That Resulted In a circle induced abrasion from New York states To Relay To all Of america, dumbass for m' dude fruitcake, m' lady fruitcakes<.7.9.7.6.>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025