anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

fruitcake

fruitcake is the definition of dumb, or stupid.

haha! that kid is such a fruitcake.

by seena b September 4, 2021

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Fruitcake

A person who is shaped like a cupcake and has mushroom cut and watches adventure time.

Dude that guy is a fruitcake

by Professor King Julien the 3rd February 16, 2022

Fruitcake

An extremely soft person who doesnt let things go.

Kanye West is a fruitcake.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

fruitcake

alex.

he is the definition of a fruitcake

by siddagoat March 7, 2022