fruit bagging

Grab 6 of your closest friends.
Find and surround a thin tree, around 6 inches, and then place a nicely sized fruit inside a plastic bag.

Whip the bag around your head as fast as you can, and throw the bag at the tree.

The bag will wrap around the tree and create a massive force on the fruit.
The fruit will pop out of the bag at an incredibly high speed in some random direction.
Laugh or cry depending on whether or not you get hit.

Lets go down to the local cemetery and do some fruit bagging.

by SloppyToppyMike April 2, 2021

Fruit Lover

A discriminary word to describe fool/dunce who has no clue of how to function.

"John you fruit lover! Why did you burn my house down?"

by GrantBest May 19, 2023

Womb Fruit

The fruits of a woman's womb. A child.

Control your womb fruit in public

by schubert-nyc August 14, 2008

emo fruit ninja

When you take a knife and start slashing the hell out of your arm because you hate yourself and your life

When i get home, i want to play emo fruit ninja.

by FreakyBoii69 February 22, 2018

Rice's Fruit Farm

Rice's Fruit Farm is a little no name shop in the middle of Wilbraham that all the fucking flax bros or slimy faggots go to bitch and complain after a day at minnechaug. The place has ok ice cream but all the people suck.

Wanna go milk a cow at Rice's Fruit Farm? I'm not talking about the employees either.

by Oogie Googie February 25, 2021

Fruit Nazi

A fruit nazi is a big fucking jackass with such a cocky ego, they correct every fucking mistake you fucking do, and fucking make everyone except their fucking superficial friends sound like total pricks, even though they are the real pricks.

Alphonse was such a fruit nazi, that when Jeremiah spelled his name wrong, Alphonse laughed and called Jeremiah a "pricky twiddling."

by George Washingmachine October 6, 2011

Fruit Roll Up

A Homosexual in a sleeping bag.

by Leon February 27, 2003