Fritter

A pussy, someone who is just talks a lot of shit but cant back it up in any way

Fuckin' Jake, he said to meeting him behind the gym but doesn't turn up what a fritter.

by GiraffeGuyGold August 21, 2017

Shrimp Fritter

Is when a Circus Midget goes to the concession stand and finds a curly fry on the ground and sticks his 1 inch dick in it and tops it off with his own vomit made up of peach schnapps & tomato juice . Then proceeds to go around the audience shoving his Shrimp Fritter in women's mouths

Trailer Trash drunk whore :" I am so hungry from being at this circus ..." Circus Midget : " Here you go you whore , chow down on this Shrimp Fritter "

by Big Dick Nik October 6, 2022

bung frittered

Something that happens to your backside when you're in jail and are overpowered by Bubba.

I got bung frittered last night by Bubba. I think I'll stand over there to eat my breakfast.

by olry urabus July 14, 2017

piss fritter

The lump of spent cat pee in the litter box.

The cat kicked out its piss fritter from the litter box.

by Jmaktheknife January 14, 2025

Apple Fritters

A really nice thick ass that you wanna fuck

Owen was totally staring at Jay’s apple fritters

by JoJo_26B June 13, 2025

Fritter Lifing

Wasting time, energy or money, being unproductive or carrying out tasks that are not worth the time nor provide any value, especially when one has responsibilities/commitments that have to be met in the very near future.

Similar to Fritter Scrolling but doing something besides scrolling, but for general wasteful activities like sleeping excessively, lazying around or watching TV for the sake of watching TV.

Stop fritter lifing and do your chores!

by Milky786 May 22, 2023

Fritters

Its when someone gets banged to hard and shakes (not and orgasm )

Hey justin did you injoy that ass

Justin: yea man i banged him so hard he got fritters .

Friend: next time go slow maybe he will cum without hands .

by Deadjockman November 10, 2019