A Friend

the one who helps you bury the body

*police finds out*
"yo, man..it was my friend!"

by cathy June 12, 2003

Friends

I'm not really sure how to describe this... friends are people that you trust with your intermost feelings. The type of people that you know won't betray you by telling your secrets. The kind of people that are always there for you, or at least always available to talk to you over the phone when your sad. Friends could even be just the people that you talk to casually, but not emotionaly. Although these are not "true friends" they are friends just the same... supposedly

Truth is these type of people don't actually exist.. Maybe in a perfect world, but this one is far from it. In this world every single last person is the same, they don't care about anything but themselves. Friends are just temporary tools that they have around to make their pathetiv lives easier. Nobody really cares about your problems, it's all an act. People know that if they act carring, they can control that person to benefit from, nothing more. No matter how much you may "trust " and even "care" about a certain individual, when your use is no longer needed, you'll just be discarded like an empty bottle...

by Xero _ Manifest January 22, 2011

friends

Word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

As in these famous examples:

"I just wanna be friends"
"I like you as a friend"
"Could we still be friends?"

v1. To dump someone's ass casually.
v2. To give someone the friends syn: deceive

Evan: So, how's it going with her?
Karl: Ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
Evan: Shit, sorry to hear that.

by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005

friends

cats

Where's my friends- I mean cats.

by hiimnotsupposedtousemyrealname September 14, 2011

as a friend

used for telling you that someone can't be your bf/gf, but will still hang around because you have something they want. it's rather like a kick in the crotch/head.

guy: um, i can't be your bf anymore. i only like you as a friend.

girl: *blinks*
girl: *drops dead*

by d'oh! March 29, 2005

friends

friends are peeps you can trust and take advice from.

its ok im here for you dont cry

by *holly* March 23, 2005

as a friend

How the hottest woman at the party likes you.

You wouldn't believe how many sexxy chicks I'm "friends" with.

by spot August 23, 2004