The act of women with enormous tits flopping her enormous tits inside of a freezer- especially after a dare.
by FDP/ August 19, 2006
Get the freezer tits mug.The young and naive may believe that a frezzer is simply a freezer with a typo. The daft and dumb may believe that a frezzer is bad hair-do from the fifties. If you fall into one of these categories it is okay, for soon you will be saved. Below is everything and everything you would ever want to know about the frezzer.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
In the age of post-structuralism, Western society was in a constant quandary. Often questions were being tossed around along the lines of: "Do I really want a fish sandwich, because I do not know the true meaning of it?" and "What is oatmeal cookie chip ice cream? Which is more important, the oatmeal or the chip? You need to have both for the ice-cream, so how can you know?", etc.
One sexy night, a man named Leon Phelps came up with a solution, a way to have it all and not a single worry. He invented ... the frezzer.
Imagine a magic eight ball. Now imagine a cooler. Now imagine a poodle. Forget the poodle, but combine the magic eight ball and cooler. Voila, uno frezzero.
A frezzor deals with all your food-related woes. Do you ever wonder if you cannot handle the salinity of bovinity divinity? Just ask your neighborhood frezzer for a helping hand.
Frezzers became extremely popular in the post-structuarlist era, yet they did not do too well on the market due to a recall two weeks after production due to a few frezzers with "attitude problems".
You may find one at a local novelty store, or java babies.
"Ask not what you can do for your frezzer, but what your frezzer can do for you"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
"I take the salt from my wounds and put them in my frezzer-arita"
by the notorious lkp February 9, 2006
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When one unknowingly sits on the toilet after someone has previously pissed on the seat, thus covering their ass in piss.
by Jay&Wool July 22, 2009
Get the Dutch Freezer mug.Freezer Burn, Adj. An uncomfortable state of being that is derived from chilling and doing nothing for too long, so that the individual feels bored and unable to take action rather than feeling relaxed.
A prolonged state where-in one abstains or is removed from productivity and social interaction to the point of restlessness.
A prolonged state where-in one abstains or is removed from productivity and social interaction to the point of restlessness.
Frank knew his freezer burn was bad as he began yet another day of pajamas and Skyrim, despite having no desire to play the game.
by Rhed June 12, 2015
Get the Freezer Burn mug.the act of taking 2 popsicles and two people sticking popsicles in their rectum and taking them out switching them around and enjoying their popsicles
by jimmycrackcorn2524 January 11, 2012
Get the Double Freezer Pull mug.a bad migraine headache that starts like a brain freeze, something that happens after sipping a very cold Strawberry Daiquiri.
You order a very cold Strawberry Daiquiri, and you drink it all the way down without stopping. You will get a brain freeze. Well this is what you feel when you wake up in the morning, and you call it a freezer headache. Man, do I have a Freezer Headache.
by Md Cole January 15, 2009
Get the freezer headache mug.Derived from Blue balls, Freezer Nuts is when a males testicals turn blue due to lack of sex. Sometimes their nuts are so blue, they look like they took a trip into the freezer.
"Chick: Dude your nuts are blue!"
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."
"Guy: I Know, your the first action i've got in 10 months, i got freezer nuts bitch."
"Chick:...."
"Guy: Get to work or get into the fucking kitchen..."
by Birddude8456 April 18, 2010
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