Deep Freezer

A morbidly obese woman. As in a woman that looks like she must always be reaching for something to eat out of the deep freeze.

"Hey bud, look at that fine ass."
"Awe man, why'd you make me check out that deep freezer?"

As a fat chick walks by... Guy 1 yells "Deep!", rest of the guys yell "Freezer!" or "Freeza!" She'll be none the wiser!

by ShiverMeTimbers October 24, 2014

freezer burn

1. To ignore or behave coldly toward; slight.
2. To treat with disdain or contempt, esp. by ignoring.

She totally freezer burned me last at the pub.

by Mouthful August 23, 2008

Fridge Freezer

Cockney Rhyming Slang For Geezer, Sometimes shortened to Fridge

"That Fridge over there ain't got no hair"

by Apeman December 17, 2003

freezer tax

When your friend leaves their bottle of fireball in your freezer so you drink it, then they call u later to tell u not to drink it, u can claim a freezer tax on it. Because it took up space in ur freezer.

"Hey don't drink my fireball I left in the fridge."
"Sorry but I already did. Uve been freezer taxed. "

by anonymous May 25, 2019

Freezer Camp

Where you send roosters when they are old enough. Can work with any farm animal and cats on some Chinese farms. For those less astute, the animal is butchered and put in your freezer to be cooked and eaten later.

Time to send the roosters to freezer camp.

by boiseburb June 10, 2010

freezer burned

Adj. Ugly or unappealing to the eye

Person 1: Man did you see Gary today? he look like he jus got out da bed.
Person 2: Yea that dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

Person 1: You betta stay away from my man!
Person 2: Girl nobody want his ugly behind cuz dat dude is FREEZER BURNED!!!

by Janel Jonez February 25, 2008

freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

by Ouzel February 18, 2009