Fred

Cockney Rhyming slangism for a lady's "parts" ie Quim - as in Fred Quimby of Tom & Jerry and Disney fame . . . Looking at the other "fred" definitions it seems kind of apt too!

Oy! Don't be such a Fred!! - meaning "don't be such a c**t" or "hmmmm big boy, my Fred is moistening just looking at you!"

by boudin March 4, 2010

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FRED is an acronym for " 'effing' ridiculous electronic device ".

" I can't figure out that fred" (referring to a laptop/computer/confusing electronic device)

by Vunmph January 9, 2009

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A drunk ass crackhead, who wears a tight skully that's rolled up on the sides. He has hair that is so mattered up that when the skully is removed it still looks like the skully is still is intact. He never showers and is broke as hell. He only knows how to sit around and eat all of peoples' that he doesn't buy. And lastly he has some busted ass feet that look like they have talons attached to them.

That man's skully is so tight that he looks like a Fred.

by The 1 & Only May 19, 2014

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Fred is a name normally bestowed to pedophiles. Naming your child Fred sets them up for a lifetime of idiotic choices and ultimately, failure. This ranges from becoming an emo fucktard, to a high school drop out. In rare cases, a real moronic Fred will be all of the above.

"Ew! It's that Fred guy again, glad he came out of his house for once! Apparently he dropped out of high school to play roblox all day!" Said Jenny to her good friend Chloe.

"That's disgusting! You know I heard he's also a pedophile who hits on twelve year olds online. Gross right? I bet he's still a virgin that does sex role play in group chats!" Chloe replied shuddering at the thought.

"Hey, you guys know Fred is 18 and still living with his mom, right?" Lorane said popping out of nowhere.

They all laughed at Fred.

by Goldfish:^) August 27, 2017

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