fook deek

another way of saying "fuck dick," who is a pussy ass bitch that isn't about shit.

Dylan: "Hey, Carl, you see Jon lately?"

Carl: "No man, he is a real fook deek."

by cpw384938u23 April 14, 2014

camping fook

wooly

wooly you camping fook - get off that light fitting!

by Q-Target September 14, 2003

fook a dook

literally translates to 'fuck a duck'. used as an expression of surprise.

Fook a Dook! I screwed up in the game.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

fook me

the way a northerner from england says fuck me

for example
fook me a pie!
fooking hell gregs pies are cheep

by pook me October 20, 2008

camping fook

The lesser-known wooly-back can often be found in dark corners, or in places that make you think "how the hell did he get there?".

You normally spot them after you are dead.

by Anonymous September 23, 2003

Blunder fooked

A public way of saying "I made a huge f*n mistake and now I am screwed".

For example, you go on a date with a girl and make the moves on her, you call her "sweetie" or "sweetheart" and make her think you are really into her, but you really are not. You realized your mistake and publicly proclaim to be "Blunder fooked".

by Psychic Pscho October 24, 2008

Fook off

Compete with other fookers in a "fook to the death"or "last fook standing" or "pistol in dawn"(French "la fookduel")

Pisspoor fookin wank bank I challenge thee to a fook off.

by apw987 April 17, 2020