foodsta

an instagram for food. fatties only post on these

Did you see the post on Joe’s foodsta? Yeah that looks good!!

by joemama42069420 January 3, 2020

Fooble Dobber

A Fooble Dobber is when ones very large pp is inside out causing it to be a very large vahooch.

Whore: hey U see that dude
Slut:*opens stanky legs* yuh what about him
Whore: I totally slept wit him and he had a Fooble Dobber
Slut: No way must've been huge

by QwErTyBeNcH April 28, 2020

february fools

February fools, unlike april fools where something false is declared, is when people say something they love, and mean it.

I love pooping. February fools!

by josjuhoo February 1, 2014

guga foods

GUgA GUGA FOOd guga food, guga food,

guga the king of all man the creator of steak

guga food is a way of life and a man who donates blood for treatment

oh so you are volunteering to try out the experimental "Guga foods" serum treatment?

by A1 Saydia October 22, 2020

ride on these fools

1. To put words into action.
2. To operate without restraint.
3. Retaliate or make an example of

I had already done the research so I was ready. I stood up in that meeting and proceeded to ride on these fools! I had documented examples, case studies and a team already lined up!

We were just playing for fun, but when they started trash talking we knew we had to ride on these fools...

by Petersburg24Seven February 17, 2014

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

Mayan Fools Day

12/21/12

They sure got us good

The Mayans were the original pranksters. They set up a prank so good, that over 5000 years later, it fooled millions of stupid people into thinking the world was going to end. December 21st 2012, otherwise known as Mayan Fools Day.

Mayan King: Dood check this out, I told our wisemen to make a calendar with the sole purpose of screwing with people thousands of years from now. They will think that the end of the calendar means the end of the world!

Mayan Dood: Haha, that good prank. People in the future so stupid, they believe anything.

Mayan King: Haha, indeed. I'm going to eat your heart now.

by MattSwrotethis December 21, 2012