Skip to main content

aardvark folding

verb: the art of folding paper while riding an aardvark. Mostly done in Indo-China in the late 1800's. It was later banned by King Lyare because his youngest wife was caught aardvark folding with his former secretary.
Vic: So, dude? We gonna go aardvark folding later, or b'wut?

Blumbo: Nahh man i gotta go play my bagpipe!
by the 11th turtle May 20, 2009
mugGet the aardvark folding mug.

Fudding

The illegal starting of grass fires, usually by children.
We were bored and had nothing to do and my friend suggested that we should go fudding.
by savages22 March 14, 2018
mugGet the Fudding mug.
Related Words

fedding

A sexual manuver involving the rare coincidental occasion of the combination of a wedding, a funeral, and the act of felching. To Fed is to feltch during a simultanous Wedding/ Funeral, and is generally considered to be in bad form.
"Wow, Joe, incredible wedding. But I'm sorry your grandfather died."

"Yeah, I just wish my bride hadn't pulled a fedding with the corpse. Poor gramps. Oh, and me for marrying her."
by Jindalhooey November 8, 2007
mugGet the fedding mug.

Fonding

The act of looking at someone with such care that you radiate your love for them by simply staring at them
Hey, did you see Jack Dylan Grazer fonding over Jaeden Martell like that? He’s so in love
by grazersmartell_ June 15, 2020
mugGet the Fonding mug.

Fonding

Fonding is the act of or the art of male bonding whilst surfing and enjoying a light snack consisting exclusively of chocolate fondue.
Courtesy of the brain of Ricky
Yeah, watching the sunrise and eating those chocolate covered strawberries was some great fonding time on the Costa Rica trip
by Ryan Dent July 25, 2007
mugGet the Fonding mug.

Folding

The beautiful sport of pleasuring oneself between the folds of blubber covering a fat chick...
"Man...folding totally rules...like screwing a chick with a thousand makeshift vaginas..."
by Capt. Volcano September 29, 2008
mugGet the Folding mug.

folding dishes

when someone voluntarily contributes to a sexually act with inanimate objects
“hey i’m folding dishes let me alone for a second
by sugarfruit1234 December 15, 2020
mugGet the folding dishes mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email