flurd

get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home

< andrewh> i think it stands for "get wasted in shoreditch on a thursday night with a bird, take bird back to yours, shag bird all night, keep on shagging bird in the morning while pretending to work from home"

<@tonyj> andrewh: if you looked up the definition of flurd in the dictionary that's what you'd find.

by jenzaa January 15, 2011

Fluid Washing machine

A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine

I gave that girl a fluid washing machine last night

by coolkix June 6, 2016

fluid

a term used to describe a feeling, mood or even an appearance.

- To be cool, relaxed, calm
- The way someone may be dressed (nice, fly ; overall good looking)

- This term evolves from the word, "good"

- Q How you been bruv?

A I'm fluid.
- Ay come outside, im waiting..

Alright, fluid.

- Fluid shot bruv!

- Ay you lookin' fluid man

by Khaneezythe1 March 22, 2017

sexually fluid

When a person is attracted to the person without regard to the persons' sexual orientations such as gay, straight, bi, trans, queer and therefore does define with one orientation

I am attracted to the person, I am sexually fluid.

by unclebb March 21, 2016

sexual fluidity

Defining yourself as one sexuality, but not limiting yourself to the options and choices of others if presented

Josh Hutcherson on his sexual fluidity : “Maybe I could say right now I’m 100% straight. But who knows? In a f**king year, I could meet a guy and be like, Whoa, I’m attracted to this person.”

by idrcnia October 14, 2013

bodily fluids

The sex fluids that will flow either from a males penis or a womens vagina or both, usually during sex

After I fucked her I noticed her pussy was wet with precious fluids

by cool_dude February 11, 2005

Ebbe ebbe ebbe ebbe fluuut

If u press ur face to the girls breast and pull back again several timmes while saying "ebbe" (german; in eng: ebb) and after fiver or four times, u gonna push the breasts with ur hands togehter and shake ur faces into it while shouting "Fluuuuuuuut" (Flut ->german; in eng: flood) . And the statisfaction is perfect ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I miss ebbe ebbe ebbe ebbe flut

Or, damn... doing ebbe ebbe ebbe ebbe fluuut is always fun
Also, if the ebbe ebbe ebbe ebbe is long, the fluuut gonna be great
Or also, the ocean is my heart ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Flood master June 29, 2016