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Feathered

A phrase popularized by Sam o nella which means to be mentally castrated
Guy 1: you just got feathered
Guy 2: NO I GOT ANVILED IN THE NUTSACK
by Bigboynowandimveryscary December 7, 2019
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mother-fathered

When someone asks two different people for the same item, or tasks to be done, to ensure that the said item or task is obtained. Only to have both people perform the task.
Mark ask both his mother and father for a I-Pad for his birthday, and on his birthday he recieved two I-Pads. He had mother-fathered them.
by Ariksta August 14, 2011
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flutterdog

A miniaturised African Wild Dog, with extended eyelashes and butterfly wings, with a tendency to drool over lovesongs and spread happiness and joy.
Oh my god, it's that flutterdog, Aidan!
by Ras August 27, 2003
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tard & feathered

Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
or
A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.
Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
or
Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!
by Bubble August 15, 2006
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flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.
John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.
by Notikk July 28, 2009
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feathered friend

A replacement for "That's what she said", and can be used as:

1. A reply when someone has said a statement that has an unintended sexual undertone (which is usually not recognized by the speaker).

2. A comment that can also be said by the original speaker of a phrase which has an unintended sexual meaning. It is usually added after the phrase in question, when the speaker realizes what he/she just said and what alternate connotations could be seen in it.
1. Person 1: "That was so hard!"
Person 2: "Feathered friend."

2. "That was really long. Feathered friend."
by Edak April 22, 2009
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flathered

I am so flathered.
by ez street man May 18, 2009
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