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Floris Floormat

Omg karen is such a Floris Floormat
by thatarsonist December 29, 2021
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Floris

A person with such an immensly large mass of nose it would have created a black hole if it had a box collider
by sneldood April 11, 2023
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floris

a fat fucking nigger, this guy is really cute, he makes stupid jokes but everyone wants to fuck him
''oh look, its floris! fuck that guy''
by ihatehatehateeeblackpeople September 4, 2023
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florst

Verb: to attempt to sneak with squelching shoes.
Do not florst through my house; I will catch you.
by Halrohm October 11, 2023
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Floritard

1. Noun: The state of Florida's actual name representing its current state of the population and its lack of properly functioning neurons. Best represented by current governor Ron DeSantis.

2. Noun: A standard resident of Florida, most likely born there and having lifelong damage from Florida exposure. Probably can't count to 7 without looking at their cell phone, definitely doesn't have more than 7 teeth, might look like and island boy.
I was just in Floritard Walmart and I swear the Floritards are multiplying faster than rabbits.

Did you see that Floritard eating paint chips off the wall?

Do you think that Floritard has 3 neurons firing at the same time while he's licking that window?
by Brazerican April 29, 2025
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florisity

The best streamer in the whole wide world
i love florisity
by mhxrda July 24, 2025
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floorist

A businessperson who deals in fancy tile-arrangements for sprucing up a dwelling's walking-surfaces.
I am satisfied with just ordinary linoleum dat I can install myself, so I doubt dat I'll have any need to call a floorist.
by QuacksO August 22, 2025
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