footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

whatever floats your boat

This means whatever turns you on, interests you, suits you, something you like, your preference or choice

e.g. Q. 'Would you like to go skiing?' A. 'Whatever floats your boat' (your choice or preference)

e.g. Statement 'I prefer boys to girls'; Response 'I just like girls but whatever floats your boat is fine with me'.

by JacktheDog February 6, 2010

Floobs

flat ass, drooping, saggy boobs

Rose, put a shirt on, I don't want to see those scary floobs!

by Atia February 24, 2008

it smells like big-foots dick

an expression used to say something smells awful

"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.

by luwis December 20, 2008

floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.

Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?

by al September 30, 2003

footslave

1. A slave who kisses and worships his master's feet upon her demand, and lives to serve her and her glorious feet.

2. Me

If I do everything my master orders me to do correcty, he will reward me by letting me worship her feet as her footslave.

by theslaveinohio July 17, 2007

flooser

A fugly loser, essentially; one who not only fails at life and in general, but one who does so in an extraordinarily ironic or awful manner.

A permutation of floser, often mistaken as a f*cking loser.

Mark: ...and so when I tried to sneak the new wireless router back into my house, I pushed the door open with my back, then turned around right into my mom...

Gus: Flooser!

by lyngus April 21, 2005