Flob

A mixture of a flower and a blob. The term was made by Moriah Elizabeth

Oh! Its a wild flob!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER November 9, 2023

Flob

Someone who lives in their mum’s basement

“Johnny is such a Flob for living in his moms basement, what a gay bastard!”

by Thecomicbookguy May 17, 2021

Flob

A Flower Blob

1:Oh thats so cute what is it

2:This? This is Bob my Flob

by Pavin Motor July 9, 2022

flobbing

Flobbing is the act of lubricating your flaccid penis with week-old semen and beating the penis like you’re trying to give it CPR. May involve throwing the penis from side to side in a desperate bid to awaken the sleeping giant.

Adam Lambert: It’s official. My caterpillar is totally dead. I tried flobbing it in front of my Filipino manservant and nothing.
John Wayne (Gacy): I have an idea.

Sandy Cheeks: Well, shucks, SpongeBob: your penis is deader than the vibe at a Reddit meet-up!
SpongeBob: FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT! FLOBBING IT!

by Raul Pudd August 2, 2024

Flob

A blob who is also a flower. It is customary in the flob community for the petals of the flob to be alternating. Some flobs inhabit the exciting flob city and many wish to win a trip there.

Word credit - Moriah Elizabeth

Person 1: My favorite blob is little flobby the flob.
Person 2: You watch Moriah Elizabeth too?!
#teampickleforlife.

by Heheheheheheheheheheheheheetc. July 11, 2022

Flob

A flower and a blob. “FLOB”

“She such a cute little FLOB”

by Azula-Skye July 8, 2022

Flob

A word created by mixing the words Blob and Flower together.

- Made by Moriah Elizabeth

'What are you painting?'

' Oh, i'm painting a Flob.'

by de wallen July 9, 2022