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Fred Flintstone

a very short "stubble" beard around 8-12 hours old.

see 5:00 shadow
I have to shave twice a day; otherwise I'll have a Fred Flintstone by 9PM.
by BJT9000 January 8, 2003
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Flintstone Houdini

A sex act/prank where the male is entering from behind in front of a window and surreptitiously swaps places with another male, dresses and exits the house quietly. He then walks by the window casually and looks in the window to see the coupling. He shouts "Barney!" in a Fred Flintstone voice.
"The honeymoon was very romantic except for when Hank pulled a Flintstone Houdini on me. "
by MontgomeryQ September 30, 2009
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Flintstone

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.
by Lane August 3, 2004
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Fred Flintstone

A man pitifully out of touch with modern life, especially with how to treat his significant other.
Fat Lazy Piece of Crap-Get me a beer and and make me a sandwich!
Chick who Goes with Him-Go get them yourself, you fat tub of goo! I'm busy!
by Shawn B. April 30, 2003
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Fred Flintstone

Going down on a woman while she is on her period; coming up Fred Flintstone faced.
His face was two-toned like Fred Flintstone after that unfortunate encounter.
by Gison April 13, 2010
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flinstoning

When your car is slipping in the snow and you need to help push your car with your left foot
Damn they are stuck... bitchs got to be flinstoning it
by Ridetheloaf January 5, 2009
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Flintstone, the

When some one sticks their toe into another's ass, then fucks them with it and/or wiggle's it around inside their poo-shoot.
I was watchin' this porno, and these two girls Flinstoned each other. I think one of them yelled, "Yabba Dabba Doo!"
by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003
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