Flossing

A dance in which you move your hips from side to side while simultaneously moving your hands through the air in the opposite direction. Usually done by people that enjoy cock in their ass.

I was flossing for those gay men to show that I enjoy dick too.

by WalkingAbortion June 16, 2019

Flossing the Strahan

An alternate for "throwing a hotdog down a hallway". Denotes having sex with a loose* woman.

*cavernous vagina

Also, wordplay on the gigantic gap in Michael Strahan's teeth.

Man, I did this porn star last night, but fucking her felt like Flossing the Strahan!

by Feklahr August 25, 2010

Flossing the clam

Another way to refer to female masturbation.

My girlfriend told me that she likes flossing the clam to a picture of me.

by wooperieeee April 21, 2011

Butt flossing

When your hair is long enough that looking up and down rubs your hair against your butt.

We thought she nodded her head yes, but she was really butt flossing.

by BigDumpling November 30, 2017

Flossing the mollusk

The act of circulating the penis throughout the vagina during sexual intercourse, due to either lack of penile girth or excessive vaginal elasticity, in order to increase sexual pleasure for either or both parties.

Ex. 1:
Brandi: How was your date with Joe?
Tina: Eh, okay. He bought me dinner so I took him back to my place.
Brandi: How’d that go?
Tina: I’ve had better. He was so small I had to tell him to floss the mollusk.
Brandi: Yeah, I find flossing the mollusk helps sometimes.

Ex. 2
Joe: Dude, I totally fucked Tina last night after taking her to McDonald’s.
Tom: How was it?
Joe: She was so loose I had to floss the mollusk.

by Zachy and JameJame October 28, 2011

Street Flossin'

A dirty white man or boy, who rolls around in his hoop-dee, bumpin' gangster tools such as "gangsters paradise". Most often seen steering with one tattooed arm, leaned back real gangster like...lookin' stupid as ever.

ME: Hey bitch...did you just that trailer parker street flossin'??
YOU: Yeah...he was stunnin' like my Daddy.

by 3whitegirls March 29, 2009

flossin

to clean between one's teeth using dental floss

Good oral hygiene includes daily flossin

by Kyless September 25, 2006