fleshlight

a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light

person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy

by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023

jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer

The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now

by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022

Fleshlight

The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.

E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."

by Lame Horse December 8, 2024

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means

What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man

by Mememel April 10, 2022

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight

I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female

by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022