medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means

What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man

by Mememel April 10, 2022

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

Fleshlight

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.

Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

Mosman Fleshlight

When someone from an affluent family uses a lobster or other large, cylindrical crustacean as a male masturbation aid, similar to a flesh light.

I think Pat is in his room keeping himself busy with a Mosman Fleshlight

by Pattycake69 September 28, 2023

Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023