Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.

There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!

by Meato December 18, 2023

Fleshlight

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.

Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight

I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female

by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022

FleshLight

A Fleshlight imitates a womans Vagina You Can make Em Yourself Or Buy One

"dude you know what feels better than sticking your cock in a sock" "what" "a fleshlight they feel way better you can DIY it or buy one online"

by Webzomon January 4, 2022

Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means

What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man

by Mememel April 10, 2022

Fleshlight

A pocket vagina-like thing used for masturbation.

You bought another fleshlight instead of finding a girlfriend, you fucking virgin?

by LexXi910 March 2, 2021