Hawaiian Fleshlight

A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.

"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"

"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"

by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021

medieval fleshlight

A severed head in a birdhouse

:why is that birdhouse mounted on a post at waist level?

:ignore that, that's a medieval fleshlight

by anonymous September 1, 2021

fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight

I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female

by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022

FleshLight

A Fleshlight imitates a womans Vagina You Can make Em Yourself Or Buy One

"dude you know what feels better than sticking your cock in a sock" "what" "a fleshlight they feel way better you can DIY it or buy one online"

by Webzomon January 4, 2022

Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means

What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man

by Mememel April 10, 2022

Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it

My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight

by dunna6767 December 11, 2020

Fleshlight

A pocket vagina-like thing used for masturbation.

You bought another fleshlight instead of finding a girlfriend, you fucking virgin?

by LexXi910 March 2, 2021