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Country Fried Fleshlight

Breaking off the legs of a chicken and fucking it
My neighbors chickens were going crazy last night, sounds like he made a country fried fleshlight
by dunna6767 December 11, 2020
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Fleshlight

A pocket vagina-like thing used for masturbation.
You bought another fleshlight instead of finding a girlfriend, you fucking virgin?
by LexXi910 March 2, 2021
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JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.
When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!
by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022
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jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
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fleshlight

A fake pussy fleshlight
I love fucking my fleshlight like it's a female
by Fuck2013 April 23, 2022
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FleshLight

A Fleshlight imitates a womans Vagina You Can make Em Yourself Or Buy One
"dude you know what feels better than sticking your cock in a sock" "what" "a fleshlight they feel way better you can DIY it or buy one online"
by Webzomon January 4, 2022
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Fleshlight

Your looking on urban dictionary while playing a game of cards against humanity because you got a card and you don’t know what it means
What’s a fleshlight

A dildo for man
by Mememel April 10, 2022
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