person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy
by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023
Get the fleshlightmug. When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.
*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.
by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025
Get the Russian fleshlightmug. A woman who does not work but is instead given money and a place to live by the person she is having a sexual relationship with. Can also be known as a: sugar baby, concubine, mistress, etm.
Rodger works hard, we are proud of him for that, but I wish that he would find a partner that has a job. She is such an expensive fleshlight. She only hands over pussy in exchange for his credit card.
by Mentalbreakdownwardspiral February 4, 2023
Get the expensive fleshlightmug. The human embodiment of a fake pussy. Someone who goes to great length to appear real, but is nothing more than a weak imitation.
E, "Fuck you, fleshlight!"
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
C, "What's that supposed to mean?"
E, "You're a fake pussy that's about to get fucked, punk!"
*wham*
*crack*
*thud*
**sob**
E, "Stop crying, fleshlight."
by Lame Horse December 8, 2024
Get the Fleshlightmug. A block of spam hollowed out to be used as a masturbatory accessory. Can also be used a shotglass some say, but I dont think thats really what its for.
"Andrew was in the back room gong hard on his Hawaiian fleshlight, almost tripped over the can"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
"He said he was out of shotglasses so he used spam molded into a cup, but we know Andrew was pulling a classic Hawaiian Fleshlight"
by Pitbeagle August 10, 2021
Get the Hawaiian Fleshlightmug. Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
Get the Hillbilly Fleshlightmug. by LexXi910 March 2, 2021
Get the Fleshlightmug.