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Floppy Sausage-Wallet

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.
I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.
by T-bone February 2, 2004
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floppy dingo

a non-erect penis, very common in sporting events, when the penis is uncontrollably flopping around.
At yesterday's game, my Floppy Dingo was getting in the way of my three point shot.
by "Cronky" December 27, 2008
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Flappy Cooter

When a womans inner vaginal lips grow to preposterous size, their weight causes them to hang down and "flap" around.
Grandma's so old gravity has given here a case of Flappy Cooter
by TastesLikeDeadBaby November 26, 2003
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Floppy Dick Drive

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.
Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."
by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006
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floppy muffin

When a female grabs a man's penis at roughly the 1/2 point of the shaft then proceeds to make a circular motion on the helmet with the palm of her hand... making a once floppy muffin a hard muffin.
"Yo, Meg Ryan gives the best floppy muffin Ever."

"I was at this party and some girl was handing out floppy muffins left and right."
by jeffdhall April 9, 2009
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Floppy Arnold

A term that can be both an adjective and a noun. It typically refers to boys dicks in a negative way, but also can be used to describe boys in a negative way as a whole. Similar to limp noodle boy.
"Spencer is such a floppy arnold"

"Paul has a floppy arnold"
by Gabaya Alderidge December 13, 2018
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Floppy Hammer

When a guy has half a boner, but it is not all the way hard. Girls, if this happens to your mate, you better step it up bitches.
Peter: Dude, she only gave me a floppy hammer. What the hell?
by Furry Faggot November 19, 2010
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