A semi-limp dick that is in between a boner and a flaccid penis. It is similar to semi cooked spaghetti, a soggy uncooked sausage and a pool noodle.
Man 1- I have a floner!!
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
Man 2- damn bro that blows. I had a floner last night and I couldn't even bang my grandma it was so floppy.
by IseWise March 27, 2013
Get the Floner mug.Often found in urban places, he is a wild a mysterious man full of wonder and mystery. He can be found with tinky boi in the trash cans sharing bananas from the banana committee. Owen aka big nosed monkey often spends his time in the trash can with them.
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by Holla March 27, 2005
Get the Fleener mug.(noun) Referring to male genitalia, when 40 to 80 percent of the original foreskin remains in tact following completion of the circumcision procedure.
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by Jon's Representative on Earth September 19, 2003
Get the flexer mug.flever is a verb, it is defined as meeting up with a random girl, fucking her, and afterwards immediately running the hell away. literally running.
Dude, i think i want to hook up with that ugly girl over there, but i would definitely have to flever.
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