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2 business card flirtations

When presenting TWO business cards to a woman- or member of the opposite sex- this means that that person is interested in a relationship with the receiver of the cards- and that the intention is to reach 3rd base by the end of the first date... however this is at the discretion of the receiver.
I gave her 2 business card flirtations so that she would know I was interested in her.
by Synomptions February 10, 2009
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flirtation

When the thingamajig is in the hand -or- the hand is in the thingamajig, but the thingamajig is not in the thingamajig
Timberlake dude's action with Janet Jackson was merely a flirtation, dude.
by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004
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flucation

noun. The closest thing to a vacation or a day off is staying home from work with the flu or staying home to nurse sick children back to health. The state of being home sick is preferable to being at work.
"I used all my personal days off on flucation. I may have had three kids at home in bed with fevers, but at least I didn't have to be at work."
by Youknowyadayada September 29, 2009
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flarting

attraction between two species expressed by endlessly trying to be cool and farting
Remember when Powers was trying to be cool in front of gabe and had Sue crack her back and she flarted? They still haven't had any action, so I guess it didn't pay off...
by Susanne Jameson May 13, 2005
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flirtation rotation

When you stand in the middle of a circle of people and flirt with every one of them, in a clockwise order
I swear I'm the only one who knows the difference between rotation flirtation and flirtation rotation
by thatweirdkidoverthere November 21, 2011
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FARTIONSHIP

Right before you have to poop you fart intentionally trying your hardest to get all the stink out so you don't stink up your bathroom. (note: this is before you are in the bathroom and your must be sitting down.)
Dude, I just fartionshiped so I wouldn't stink up you're bathroom.
by WittySmitty6969 June 20, 2011
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fakation

A vacation that is lacking, either because it is too short or the location is too ordinary.
In comparison to my two-month backpacking adventure in Central America, the 3 night stay in Vegas was a fakation.
by Carly O'Rourke March 10, 2008
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