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Morning Flower

The sound you hear when you go to hell. So basically it's this song that you can use for your alarm on like your phone or something but it's freaky AF. Some people like it, some people hate it. And I'm one of those people who hate it, and now I have it stuck in my head. Thanks, Satan! :)
Tomorrow was the big test, and Sarah was ready. She spent many days studying for it, and now, she was prepared. She set her alarm for 6:00 am and fell asleep confident and determined to pass this test.
An hour passed and her annoying little brother Jake snuck into her room and changed her alarm to Morning Flower at full volume hoping for her to have a bad day because she ate his leftover food from Chipotle.
*The next day*
It was a minute before 6 o'clock and Sarah was still asleep, waiting to be waken by her alarm. The clock hit 6:00 and Morning Flower blasted from her phone. Sarah woke up in shock and then felt a little bit of fear. That fear soon turned into the urge to go jump off a cliff. She started crying and turned off the alarm. She didn't want to go to school. She didn't care about the test. Her whole day was ruined, and for the rest of her life, she lived with PTSD... THE END

Damn, all of that just to show how terrifying that song is? Makes sense...
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brandon flowers

The hottest man in the world!
I kind of want to do him.
by caityflowers December 28, 2005
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fruit and flowers

What appears on band aftershow or tour parties expenses for expenditure on illegal items. Generally accepted to be code for drugs but may include other goods / services in locales where they are outlawed such as alchohol or prostitutes.

The phrase may have originated on a Depeche Mode tour in the 90's (ref HolyMoly.co.uk)
They haven't been to generous with the Fruit and Flowers tonight, Tony's almost finished the lot!
by bumfluff September 1, 2006
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boquet of mary-jane's flowers

The shit that you buy and smoke the fucking hell out of..

Slang for Marijuana, weed, smoke, cannabis, etc.

Used to hid the fact from your parents that you are a fucking pot-head loser.
Kid: Mom, I have to run out and get a boquet of mary-jane's flowers...

Mother: That's nice dear, tell her I said hello....
by Ivan Daskleiben October 30, 2009
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boys over flowers

A highly popular Korean Drama that started in early 2009.

It is about a life of a new girl at a high school with four rich good looking guys, two of whom are involved in a love triangle with her.

The four guys, known as F4 are the object of desire of most Asian girls as of now.
1.OMG Episode 42 of Boys over Flowerswas SO good I didn't get any homework done.

2. Jennica: Who do you like the best from Boys over Flowers?
Jessifer: I don' t know...all of them are so HOT!
by bobo2000 April 23, 2009
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Flowerpetal

An incredibly cute, sincere, and lovely girl. She is liked by many guys.

She is sweet, intelligent, passionate, beautiful, and has a lovely smile.

The name for a guy with the same definition is woodchip.
Alexander: "Mereda is such a flowerpetal."
Erik: "No kidding! Have you seen her smile? It takes my breath away".
Edward: "I'm all over her."
by Clarediette February 25, 2010
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de-flower

I'm going to de-flower over Spring Break.
by lyka April 18, 2003
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